What's happening on Hysteria Lane this week?
MONDAY - Obscenely-wealthy protagonist Orangia Steamy-Pile meets with lawyers to open her deceased husband's safe-deposit box, only to discover a secret birth certificate that proves Squash is her long lost twin sister’s second-cousin twice removed’s next door neighbor’s former college roommate. Meanwhile, Gourd declares his undying love for Orangia.
TUESDAY - Distracted during a heated arguement with Butternut over shipping Fennel off to military school, Sprout loses control of the car just as they round “Spinal Fracture Point”, plunging into a rocky ravine.
WEDNESDAY - Having tricked Mash out of his majority shareholding, Oregano is finally in a position to mount a hostile takeover of International Pie & Cider Inc.
THURSDAY - While being placed under arrest by the Patchville police for the Contessa’s murder, Cuke faints into Carat’s arms, slipping into unconscious labour.
FRIDAY - On her deathbed, Tuliptua confesses that she herself is the Contessa’s murderer, dramatically revealing that the phony Prince's body is hidden in the boathouse.
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You never mentioned Mr.Piles who hung himself because of his unsightly growths. Being a Gord he had no way to hide them...poor soul.
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